First let me discuss french silk and the beauty that is within a singular pie crust.
French silk consists of...
- the perfect amount of chocolate
- out of this world flaky, buttery crust
- whipped topping made from God himself
- dark chocolate flakes shaved from the ultimate cocoa tree
- my heart <3
French silk and I have this weird relationship because I never have it regularly. In my family my Uncle Archie brings it with him whenever he comes to visit, because a store in his town makes the best french silk of my entire life. French silk is my family's pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving, our apple pie on Christmas, our birthday cake, our Easter party, our holiday treat.
I have a problem in that whenever given the chance to indulge in anything worth anything I go overboard.
- Pirate's Booty
- I ate a bag a day for 2 weeks and now the sight of them makes me sick.
- Snicker's Ice Cream Bars
- I ate 1 a day for a week, it's been 3 years since I've looked at them.
- Wendy's Chicken Nuggets
- I've eaten 10 nuggets and small fries with honey mustard for 2 days...it's happening again.
Ice cream addiction runs in my family; it's in my blood. My older sister loves ice cream so much it's scary. And I never considered myself to be like her, except I realize that my specialty is soft serve and milkshakes. I love Wendy's frosties and Steak N' Shake milkshakes. They mean everything to me. Even though soft serve is my the apple to my eye, regular ice cream is a close second.
In my freezer is the holy grail of all dessert foods: FRENCH SILK ICE CREAM. This isn't even a review, I'm not even going to list the brand because that's not the point, the point is that someone looked into my soul and found everything I needed. This is the best mashup since Glee made mashups popular.
When I saw it in the store a single tear rolled down my eye as an old guy next to me was humming an old song that I have no recollection or actual knowledge of. Everything was in slow motion, the air was thick, my heart was beating fast, my head was spinning as all the tectonic plates aligned together again. My two worlds came together to create the most beautiful thing in the world, french silk ice cream is my child: I thought I would never become a teen mom, but it looks like today I adopted my lump of joy, and I've never been more happy.
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